How to Play "BlueBalls"
Shandi's favourite drinking game, invented by me

You will need:

A bottle of Dr. McGillicuddy's Fireball Whisky

Some frozen blueberries

A lovely lady or two

Game Play:

Drop a frozen blueberry into the bottle of Fireball. The lady must then wrap her mouth around the neck of the bottle and attempt to suck out the blueberry by any technique necessary, including tipping the bottle which results in mass alcohol consumption. The object of the game is to swallow the blueberry, possibly while remaining sober, but that's negotiable.

Tips and Tricks:

I won't give away all my secrets, but here's a heads-up; some blueberries float, others don't. You need to be flexible.

Bonus points if your finesse results in the name of the game.

Big Fat Raspberries if you spill.

Alternate version, for if (Heaven Forbid) you're not into Fireball: Play it with Smirnoff Vodka and call it "BerriesOff".

The moment of conception...

You can even see my fingers snapping.